Sarjana Fikir: 2011

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

4YOU: HIASAN BLOG DENGAN JAVASCRIPT

Politically incorrect, but funny!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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of them.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

THE BEST EQUATIONS ....

This is the best I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words,
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

WHY?????

I dressed so spicy hot, but why no Taxi stops for me?

why???...............

Your Love is your Balance Sheet

The Birth is your Opening Balance
Your Death is our Closing Balance
Your Ideas are your Assets
Your Views are your Liabilities
Your Happiness is your Profits
Your Sorrows are your Losses
Your Soul is your Goodwill
Your Heart is your Fixed Asset
Your Duties are your Outstanding Expenses
Your Friendshipis your Hidden Adjustment
Your Character is your Capital
Your Knowledge is your Investments
Your Patience is your Interest
Your Mind is your Bank Balance
Your Thinking is your Current Account
Your Behavior is your Journal Entry
Bad Things you should always Depreciate and lastly
Your Love is your Balance Sheet...

Sunday, May 29, 2011

HOPE

Hope is life. Yes, hope is the driving force and it pushes the life forward and makes the life fruitful and worthiness for living. Positive thinking will enhance the life standards and reduces the stress levels.
These following 10 points will help you to have a life with full of hope and positive thoughts.

Gerakan Basmi MLM

Sekarang ni dah ramai orang yang sedar mengenai MLM. Hasil carian malaysiasensasi menjumpai satu thread dari forum (lowyat) mengenai MLM. Memang bernas dan layan untuk dibaca. Mari baca, semoga boleh menginsafkan kita jika kita selama ini berharap sangat pada MLM

Objektif: Mendidik dan menghalang masyarakat dari menyertai skim MLM dalam apa jua bentuk.

I AM THANKFUL

I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

7 Fantastic Natural Phenomena

Fantastic Natural Phenomena...!!!

The classical natural wonders are huge and hard to miss - vast canyons, giant mountains and the like.. Many of the most fantastic natural phenomena, however, are also least easy to spot. Some are incredibly rare while others are located in hard-to-reach parts of the planet. From moving rocks to mammatus clouds and red tides to fire rainbows, here are seven of the most spectacular phenomenal wonders of the natural world.

1) Sailing Stones

The mysterious moving stones of the packed-mud desert of Death Valley have been a center of scientific controversy for decades. Rocks weighing up to hundreds of pounds have been known to move up to hundreds of yards at a time. Some scientists have proposed that a combination of strong winds and surface ice account for these movements. However, this theory does not explain evidence of different rocks starting side by side and moving at different rates and in disparate directions. Moreover, the physics calculations do not fully support this theory as wind speeds of hundreds of miles per hour would be needed to move some of the stones.

10 Surah yang Mujarab dari Nabi Muhammad s.a.w

1. SURAH AL-FATIHAH

Amalkan membaca Surah Al-Fatihah semasa hendak tidur diikuti dengan membaca Surah Al-Ikhlas 3 kali, Surah Al-Falaq dan Surah An-Nas. Insya'Allah akan aman tenteram dan terjauh daripada gangguan syaitan. Dianjurkan juga membaca surah ini sebanyak 44 kali untuk mengubati sakit mata, perut, gigi dan lain-lainnya dengan izin Allah s.w.t. Untuk mencegah kemarahan Allah, bacalah surah ini sebanyak 17 kali sehari iaitu dengan mengerjakan solat 5 waktu.

Tongue Twisters (Genius can try)

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Mental Aptitude Test - Pretty Amazing

Mental Aptitude Test - Pretty Amazing

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fool cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha you cannot resist passing it on!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Importance of Having Breakfast

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death. Advice on not to skip breakfast!
Healthy living. For those who always skip breakfast, you should stop that habit now! You've heard many times that "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." Now, recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be avoiding breakfast.

Why? Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death, and stroke peaks between 6: 00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence being between 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.What mechanism within the body could account for this significant jump in sudden death in the early morning hours? We may have an Answer. Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries due to Cholesterol or plaque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal blood clots at the greatest frequency.

However, eating even a very light breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes. Studies performed at Memorial University in St.Johns, Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk. So if you skip breakfast, it's important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research. Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes, along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice, and perhaps a piece of fruit. This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential Heart Attack or stroke. So never ever skip breakfast.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

15 Steps to Improve your Memory

Steps to Improve your Memory

Everyone can take steps to improve their memory, and with time and practice most people can gain the ability to memorize seemingly impossible amounts of information. Whether you want to win the World Memory Championships, ace your history test, or simply remember where you put your keys, this article can get you started. Scientists believe that exercising your brain can create a 'cognitive reserve' that will help you stay sharp as you age.

1. Convince yourself that you do have a good memory that will improve. Too many people get stuck here and convince themselves that their memory is bad, that they are just not good with names, that numbers just slip out of their minds for some reason. Erase those thoughts and vow to improve your memory. Commit yourself to the task and bask in your achievements it's hard to keep motivated if you beat yourself down every time you make a little bit of progress.

2. Keep your brain active. The brain is not a muscle, but regularly "exercising" the brain actually does keep it growing and spurs the development of new nerve connections that can help improve memory. By developing new mental skills especially complex ones such as learning a new language or learning to play a new musical instrument and challenging your brain with puzzles and games you can keep your brain active and improve its physiological functioning.

3. Exercise daily. Regular aerobic exercise improves circulation and efficiency throughout the body, including in the brain, and can help ward off the memory loss that comes with aging. Exercise also makes you more alert and relaxed, and can thereby improve your memory uptake, allowing you to take better mental "pictures."

4. Reduce stress. Chronic stress, although it does not physically damage the brain, can make remembering much more difficult. Even temporary stresses can make it more difficult to effectively focus on concepts and observe things. Try to relax, regularly practice yoga or other stretching exercises, and see a doctor if you have severe chronic stress.

Rahsia Al-Fatihah

Mari sama-sama kita kongsi Al-Fatihah yang kita baca setiap hari..Semoga bermanfaat.

Rahsia Al-Fatihah

Surah Ke 1 : 7 ayat

Dengan menyebut nama Allah Yang Maha Pemurah lagi Maha Penyayang.
Segala puji bagi Allah, Tuhan semesta alam.
Maha Pemurah lagi Maha Penyayang.
Yang menguasai hari pembalasan.
Hanya kepada Engkaulah kami menyembah dan hanya kepada Engkaulah kami mohon pertolongan.
Tunjuklah kami jalan yang lurus.
(iaitu) jalan orang-orang yang telah Engkau anugerahkan nikmat kepada mereka; bukan (jalan) mereka yang dimurkai (Yahudi) dan bukan pula jalan mereka yang sesat.

KEHEBATAN AL-FATIHAH

Rukuk dan Sujudlah Dengan Benar

Selagi tiada rasa hormat kepada Tuhanmu semasa rukukmu, teruskanlah rukukmu SEHINGGA apa yang kamu bicarakan semasa rukukmu adalah pujian yang benar datang dari hatimu untuk Tuhanmu.

Selagi tiada rasa kehambaanmu di dalam sujudmu, teruskanlah sujudmu kepadaNya SEHINGGA kamu berasa kehambaanmu dan ketuhananNya.

Selagi masih terasa dirimu memiliki pujian walaupun sedikit, teruskan iktidalmu SEHINGGA kamu berasa kamu TIDAK memiliki apa-apa pun pujian dan kehebatan.

Kamu pasti tidak akan jemu bertemu Tuhanmu dan kamu sentiasa ingin kembali kepadaNya.

Monday, March 28, 2011

DatoT & Anwar Conspiracy

Monday, March 14, 2011

101 ways to make other people smile

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.

The Power of 3 Words

Refer Galeri Ilmu

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Walking, Beneficial for Everything

The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

Our body is constructed so well that the nature thought of even this. Nature made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...

Me and My Big Mouth: engine, engine #9 on the new york transit line . ....

Me and My Big Mouth: engine, engine #9 on the new york transit line . ....: "Well the NBA finals are over and as much as i don't sport, i couldnt help but get caught up in the basketball frenzy. i yelled at the refere..."