4YOU: HIASAN BLOG DENGAN JAVASCRIPT

4YOU: HIASAN BLOG DENGAN JAVASCRIPT

Politically incorrect, but funny!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

 

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

 

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

 

Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

 

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

 

Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

 

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

 

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

 

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

 

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!

 

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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THE BEST EQUATIONS ....

This is the best I have read in a LONG time

 

Equation 1

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

 

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

 

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

 

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Equation 2

 

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

 

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

 

In other words,
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

 

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Equation 3

 

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

 

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

 

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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

 

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

WHY?????

I dressed so spicy hot, but why no Taxi stops for me?

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Your Love is your Balance Sheet

The Birth is your Opening Balance
Your Death is our Closing Balance
Your Ideas are your Assets
Your Views are your Liabilities
Your Happiness is your Profits
Your Sorrows are your Losses
Your Soul is your Goodwill
Your Heart is your Fixed Asset
Your Duties are your Outstanding Expenses
Your Friendshipis your Hidden Adjustment
Your Character is your Capital
Your Knowledge is your Investments
Your Patience is your Interest
Your Mind is your Bank Balance
Your Thinking is your Current Account
Your Behavior is your Journal Entry
Bad Things you should always Depreciate and lastly
Your Love is your Balance Sheet...